I don't like to repeat myself, but SO THIS HAPPENED is a pretty accurate summary of this whole experience. Apparently if I'm gonna write a story for my own birthday it's gonna be A) a month late and B) long and about sexswap. Hahahaha??? Oh god. And are there any communities for this stuff? Do we still use those things or am I gonna have to ( Read more... )

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A story about sex and dinner. Clearly, I have amazing priorities. I hope that they don’t change in 2010 (unlikely, considering I am posting this and then going to go try my hand at vegetarian biscuits and gravy). Happy (slightly early, since I will not be around later) New Year, you guys. Much love to all of you!

Title: Let Me Be Your Gun
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A story for my birthday! Which was a month ago. I am ridiculous at deadlines. But perhaps the best part of being an adult is saying fuck that noise to arbitrary rules and doing what you want for yourself. I haven’t figured it out yet ( Read more... )